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Welcome to the official site of BIG John... If you've been looking for solid proven ways to make money online, grow weed or drink lots of beer then you've just found your New Best Friend.

Now I don't mean to bragg, but I am in fact quite 'TERRIFIC', just like my middle name says!

My name is BIG John T. Bair a simple Hick from the Sticks Country Lovin' Redneck, and yup, believe it or not I know how to Suck in COLD HARD CASH from the internet like a Hoover on Steroids!.. Born and Raised in a small country town in Michigan, USA I've traveled and lived throughout the world and from that have gained a great knowledge and understanding of how the world works in ways most could never realize.

I've been making BIG money on the internet since '1997' and have built this site especially to help others do the same because quite honestly I'm Kool like that.

I can't say that I blame you for wanting to be like me. Most people I meet can't get enough of me except for perhaps one or two of the ladies that may have had TOO MUCH of a good thing and can't walk straight now if ya know what I mean! ;-)

If I had to describe myself in a nutshell though, I'd call myself "Humble and Down to Earth".. Except I'm not so I won't... Quite frankly;

I'M JUST A RICH SON OF A BITCH!

Probably one of my best character traits if I had to tell it like it is for a dating site would be the honest to goodness truth that "I Only Drink Beer On Days That End In 'Y'... and also maybe that I'm Hornier than a Jack Rabbit on Viagra and tend to wander a bit, but only if yer not puttin' out on demand like my BIG Screen TV does for my Playboy prescription er subscription, so I'm definately good to go there for all you ladies who are interested :-) Unbelieveable I know, but I AM STILL SINGLE!!!

I'm kind of like a fresh Maxi Pad because when you REALLY need me I'm there! But only between 11:00 - 11:30AM on the 2nd Monday of the month, unless its a "Booty Call" and doesn't conflict with the rest of my schedule because I have other Tuna's in the Sea that require my upmost attention too and I hate to spread the mayo too thin ;-)

I learned my lessons well as a youngster when my Daddy taught me that Quality is better than Quantity, er hmmm.. Was it Quantity is better than Quality?? ..Well it doesn't matter, I guess its the thought that counts!

Yup,.. I'm In My Own Little World.. But It's OK! They Know Me Here.

Throughout this website you will find all my latest Tips, Tricks & Strategies. I actually went & thunk em' out real good on my last bottle of Whiskey so you don't have to. Consider this Amazing website as your 'STARGATE' to the Land of Milk & Honey, Sex, Pot & Money.. HOOO RAH!!!

Hell, I may be a little rough around the edges, BUT I'm your man with a plan! I call it PLAN B

You do not need to live a 'Wage Slave' life in this Day & Age so let me pull back 'The Great Curtain of OZ' and help you Re-train your mind to Understand and Accept a MUCH better way of living than you've been taught by our fucked up societies!

Hooo Fricken' Rah!

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I no longer reside in the United States for reasons most Americans would never understand, but let me just say in order to be a 'Totally Free' sovereign individual I've broken off my ties with the U.S. and now consider myself to be a 'Citizen Of The World', traveling to and living in various countries like Jamaica, Belize, Guatemala, Colombia, Hong Kong, Malaysia, India, Europe, Egypt, Greece, Canada, Austrailia, New Zealand, United Kindom and many others throughout my years on this odd planet...

I'm not all that old, but my Spirit is and that is the Spirit of 1776! Those of you in the U.S. will know what that is, at least I would hope you do! If not I suggest you 'Google It' and take a lesson in history because I smell a REVOLUTION brewing in your neck of the woods! ;-)

Ok, as much as I enjoy talking about myself.. enough about me.. Let's move on and get you on the path to 'Total Awesomeness' so that you can talk about yourself in the way I do me!

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